I'm the best sixth year Slytherin you'll ever meet. Also the best Quidditch captain and Keeper (despite what Potter might say otherwise). Slug Club member and a determinedly skilled potioneer. You might have heard talk around the castle that I'm the resident Slytherin slag, best shag around, or that I'm completely insane. It's all true. And I won't apologise for a damn thing. Oh hey! I'm also a Pureblood and a blood traitor. Basically, if you can't handle me at my worst, don't expect me to stick around when I'm at my best.